Tonight's special winner...

[grok_mctanys]

Ladies, gentlemen, and other honoured attendees, in tonight's website awards we are introducing a special combined presentation for four separate categories. The awards for both Content and Presentation categories in the fields of Terms of Service and Privacy Policy all go to...

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... plaintive call from the audience of "get on with it" ...

... Nebula!

I'm sure their webmasters and legal team would like to come up and say a few words. Meanwhile, tip your wait staff, and try the veal.

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Seriously, if more TOS and Privacy documents read like those, I'd probably be signed up for a lot more services on the web.