Dear dickheads with 1,000,000-lumen car headlights

If someone does something nice for you on the road, like pull over on a narrow lane with cars parked on both sides so you can pass, do not thank them by flashing your high beams at them.

If I've been considerate of someone else, and done the polite thing to get out of their way, I do not appreciate being fucking blinded in response. I mean, how would you like it if you stopped to hold a door open for me, and I kicked you in the nutsack to show my gratitude?

Seriously, go fuck yourself, you utter cockwomble.